“…bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.” – Joe Biden, January 31, 2012

It took over three years, but Vice President Joe Biden has finally said something meaningful and memorable that doesn’t feature the word, ‘fucking’.

Speaking to a private gathering of fundraising donors in Fort Worth, Texas last Tuesday, Biden took 92 words to sum up a nine-word Obama reelection message: “…bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.”

The Full Biden follows:

“So folks, the best way to sum up I think where we are today — when I was asked the other day, someone gave me this line. The best way to sum up the job that President Obama has done — and by the way, he committed we’d be out of Iraq. We are out of Iraq, completely out of Iraq. But the best way to sum up the job the President has done if you need a real shorthand: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.”